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There's absolutely no way somebody at the club told you to go on NSC and ask for tickets, the penalty for doing such a thing is a half time public flogging as a warning to other members of staff, I expect a 109 page email from the club distancing themselves from anybody called Lucy and...

Took me a while but I got there eventually thanks

I shall be dressing up like somebody from Newcastle so i can blend in easily and make friends with southern type people .

Nice to see Michael Jackson get a spot on the bench .

I bet that's what the Kent bowlers were thinking too, until they actually started bowling at him that is .

Fashions Star 14.50 Ascot

Yes I want to hug them all and become pen pals and then later on become Facebook friends so we can show each other photos of what we had for tea.

Yusra 15.35 Nottingham

So do you reckon it would of been ok to do the same thing at Newcastle ? and would the fans sussing out the Brighton offered them tea and cake at half time ?

Brilliant bit of sports writing , whats up with you lot .

Apparently I'm welsh isn't it .

Dark Defender 19.10 Thirsk

Duffy sent off for headbutting Walker not sent off for headbutting Both VAR games or not , which one looked the more violent , i'll give you a clue , Not Duffy's because Ali J didn't throw himself to the floor like the Palace big girls blouse , Walker got away with it , VAR will still be...

They will beat palace 11 nil palace will be investigated and docked 30 points from this season's tally and finish in the bottom 3 , and the crowd go wild .

SHAWAAMEKH 16.55 Wetherby

Only a complete fruitloop would have applauded that lazy clueless bunch of non footballing clowns off at half time, but I suspect this must be a wind up thread eh! Arrrrrrrggggggh you got me.

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Did that these days and you will be besmirched for life , have your photo in the Arsegus resulting in your employer giving you the sack , you end up on the streets begging regular normal law abiding people for £6 for a Latte .