So if Glenn can't always play a full game and one of the other forwards is out injured..... oh hang on, this is GP remember! He'll have something up his sleeve, and I'm seriously now wondering if it might be Duffy as emergency forward, whenever Webster plays.
Looks like PO (OP) doesn't get the MSE newsletter emails
https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/2018/09/passport-applicants-hit-out-after-being-given-shorter-than-expec/
He probably wasn't born.
But that's no excuse, he's still a JCL.
OP why don't you ingratiate yourself with this family and offer to pick up the boy on your way to Burnley, or any NW/WM match where you can get an extra child ticket? We might end up with an extra lifelong supporter, and you...
I expect he means you might be benefiting hugely from an inflated salary working in a virtually crime-free society.
And that there maybe dubious reasons for either benefit.
"Eloi importing Morlocks"
Nic Cohen has got that the wrong way round! In H. G. Wells' classic The Time Machine, the Morlocks were the species that preyed on the civilised Eloi.
Has Lineker actually asked anything about this to reply to? I don't really understand Twitter, or know how celebrities sift through thousands of posts. Or tweets.
Bolton (or Horwich) is nearer, and they could do with the rental (however meagre). If starting at step 11 (Manchester League), Radcliffe Borough's ground could be more suitable
Bury Metropolitan Borough Council
Compared to his last one.
That's not saying much though, so should still be merged with the 43-paged http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?374306-Poor-old-Bury