To be fair the 'Worst than Nam' bit is valid. Seeing as there are now armed marshalls on every flight there is every chance, in America, one of those gun totting happy's would have pulled the trigger.
Who's that flying down to Norwich
Who's that signing for their club
It's young Pritchard on his way
Cos he saw a better rate
And he didn't want to play that Prem League stuff.
Yeah ok, I made it up as I went along (shows).