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Considering most local traffic is those electric popemobiles that old people use to get to the shops for some more cat food and Werther's Originals, "misery" is overdoing it a bit. Mind you, it will be bad on Sundays, when all the Sunday drivers go for their weekly drive to the top of Galley...

But doesn't that immediately run into problems with EU competition/fair trade/right to live and work anywhere in the EU legisaltion? Not disagreeing, just raising the issue.

Agree entirely with Easy 10, you hit the nail on the head. Though don't forget Jake Robinson will be at his peak in 10 years time!

Some food one where the bloke is cooking his girlfriend a meal and she's on the phone to her mate, saying things like "Speak to you later... if I haven't died of food poisoning," and "Did you hear that, crispy aromatic spices" in this REALLY annoying whiny sarcastic 'ooh aren't men crap ho ho'...

Remember seeing the Blue Aeroplanes start a gig with that. The whole band (that'll be 84 guitarists natch) line up stationary on the edge of the stage with their backs to the audience. Gerard Langley walks on, pulls out a pack of cards, pauses... says the line "pick a card, any card - wrong"...

Didn't that happen at Barnsley or Middlesborough or somewhere like that in 91, when we made it into the playoffs with Wendy's last minute wonder goal? Barnsley (or Middlesborough, or somewhere...) were all on the pitch going potty thinking they'd made it into the playoffs when news of our win...

Anything by anyone involved with Pop Idol.

Well, Chippy has been in the news for horror tackles this week! http://www.getreading.co.uk/story.asp?intid=9322

Jim Carrey. Give me strength. If gurning like a Saturday morning kids' TV presenter is acting, then yes.... otherwise, forget it.

The greatest thing you'll ever learn Is just to love And be loved in return.

You never know, stranger things have happened. Ironic that Twatty's bitch-slappin' win over Southend, far from rocketing the Os into Division Two, could well be the three points that helps them cling on to league status.

6pm in Hartlepool would be the short straw there then...

Then you can't have heard the announcement on the radio this morning from Ken Livingstone, Mayor of London. He's turned down Arsenal's application for a civic parade through the capital, because "London already needs a much bigger one, to salute the 'bitch-slapping' (® Watford O) achievements...

With a bunch of fusty interfering smallminded busybodies? No thanks.

Very poor. Even though Lancs are favourites with most pundits this year, that was a pretty abject capitulation.

Bexhill on Sea. I refer you to my glowing tribute, publsihed in Crap Towns (Boxtree, 2003).

We need to bat to lunch on the last day to have any chance of the draw, I reckon. Four and a bit sessions....

I know. I XXXXing wet myself with a release of absolute joy when we beat Cheaterfraud to win the Third Division, hadn't felt so good at a game since Hereford. And was damn pleased when we won the Second Division, but.. can't get more than quietly enthusiastic about the playoffs. Perhaps it'll...

Not looking too good. Any chance of rain this weekend...?!

Exactly, that'll the same person who said: I've been reading stuff on this website for a few months now and it's finally got to much. What's with all the self importance? It's just a message board, no more no less. Having spent time one of your rival sites, I can safely say that this site is not...