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If the rumour that the mutual agreement actually contains a £5million release fee is true then there's also a clause Tony snuck in that its several times that for Chelsea.

Of course it's random stuff. I've put in a slightly filthy night club story and if enough people go onto that subject I believe it's El Presidente who will relate his "flock of soggy starlings" story to distract us from the tedium.

Reminds me of a mates tale about Kiwi birds being filthy. He was out at a club in NZ having a ciggie outside when a decidedly average looking young lady came up and said "You're a good looking fella and I'm sure you can do better than me, but if you don't and you fancy a root I'll be out here...

It's this scaremongering or is it acknowledging just what a cluster f*** it's going to be when border controls change shortly and why concept of JIT deliveries completely disappears

Must have known Chelsea and United would be in for McKenna? He might be the bee's knees but he's still never managed above championship level. When did either of those clubs last sign a manager without pedigree? Ok I am stretching pedigree to include well loved ex-players of the club.

Even though there's been no leaks from within Brighton there is plenty of smoke and enough logic to say McKenna was out first choice, complicated by Ipswich getting promoted and then by Chelsea's new wheeze of poaching our staff before they get here. It's just hoping for an exciting appointment...

Well I stuck a tenner on the USG manager though I highly doubt he's even second choice, but he is German and might help keep Groß! Is there a possible scenario where McKenna stays at Ipswich with his new contract, they stretch PSR close to breaking point and he keeps then up, but his bonus then...

Yes but I'm making the best of it.

I had a very nice time in Kos. Took the missus and first born who was about 9 months old. I did though have an entirely different holiday to everyone else there. We were in a small row of self catering apartments attached to a big somewhat tired hotel, that was probably one of the biggest until...

I think a lot of people got over excited by the top 10 ambition thing. What we do know if that the bottom half of the table tends to be rather congested. If your expected results would give you say 48 points then 15 extra gets you right up to European contention (or top of the other 14/13)...

I've never really experienced that, though I did feel an air of hostility on a few occasions at the approach of "les rosbifs" which rapidly evaporated for two reasons: Firstly for reasons unknown I have an excellent french accent. In stark contrast to my actual ability in the language. Secondly...

Well I nearly had a terrible holiday on the millennium. I booked a package holiday to Goa at a price less than any flight leaving early Jan 1st. Having miraculously not missed my flight with an epic hangover/comedown and an hours sleep I was some way into the flight before I was able to pay...

I briefly had success setting up the generally useless Alexa in kids mode for this so I could have it on timer or turn it off from my phone. Then it decided not to be able to access audible when in kids mode and banjoed it. I'm afraid I have devoted more time to this reply then finding a...

Fair enough. Can we agree he improved over the run of games though?

Ahhhh Webdini, when he gets a run of games and his mojo rises he's a delightful player. The problem tends to be that he's not fit for that many games in a row, so you get a run that goes: dodgy, somewhat dodgy, a bit dodgy, kind of decent, decent, possibly good, good, oh hello Webdini, injured.

Both off to Bayern where Groß will provide Kane with a record 11ty billion assists.

Thanks for the memories. Now off you f***. Scassacazzo.

Are we f***. Moyes will be getting another job soon enough, possibly even before Wet Sham ask him back again. Hayes is somehow going to crop up in punditry all over the shop.* Jürgen will be a VERY special guest less frequently but for higher profile occasions. *Yes I know she probably knows...

Voted Leeds just so that Portsmouth Southampton can renew their rivalry. And maybe pick up a whole bunch of fines and have to play without fans. Anything detrimental to them really.

I was really hoping this was going to be someone pulling an epic flounce and letting us all know they were leaving NSC or forsaking BHA.