[Humour] Joke de Festival

Titanic

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Jul 5, 2003

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Mark Simmons was voted the winner of the funniest joke at this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe with this gag:

I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.

 

Dick Swiveller

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Sep 9, 2011

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Should be renamed pun of the year as they invariably pick one.

 

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Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003

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I preferred Reginald D's gag, and that's saying something!

 

North of Robertsbridge

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Sep 22, 2023

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I don't think an Edinburgh gag has ever beaten

Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?

 

thedonkeycentrehalf

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Jul 7, 2003

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Mark Simmons is a Brighton resident these days. I saw his show at the Komedia last year and it was very good if you like that Tim Vine / Gary Delaney type of one liners.

 

The Clamp

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thedonkeycentrehalf said:

Mark Simmons is a Brighton resident these days. I saw his show at the Komedia last year and it was very good if you like that Tim Vine / Gary Delaney type of one liners.

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Love Tim Vine. The best at what he does.

 

The Clamp

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Dick Swiveller said:

Should be renamed pun of the year as they invariably pick one.

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This

 

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Crispy Ambulance

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North of Robertsbridge said:

I don't think an Edinburgh gag has ever beaten

Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?

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My favourite past winner was:

Conjunctivitis.com - that’s a site for sore eyes.