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South Stand Bonfire

Who lit that match then?
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Jan 24, 2009
2,375
Shoreham-a-la-mer
Some interesting research from my old Berkshire based university has just been published, after extensive studies were undertaken to understand why the male appendage is shaped as it is. Oxford university spent £1m and concluded it was a man’s pleasure. Cambridge university spent £1m and concluded it was for a woman’s pleasure. Reading university spent £12.50 and concluded it was to stop your hand slipping off the end.
 








jcdenton08

Offended Liver Sausage
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Oct 17, 2008
12,910
Do you have a link to this alleged research?
 


Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,034
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Oxford and Cambridge Universities must be so ashamed wasting all that money and coming up with the wrong facts. No wonder our education system is so messed up.
 




Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,294
Worthing
When this research was first publtished was in 1976.
I remember hearing it then and in was refuted by most of the experts even then.
 








Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
25,411
Sussex University concluded that a penis isn't necessarily a male appendage.
Well, that's a bit annoying considering the amount of time folk spend keeping it entertained.
 












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