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[Help] Is this job ad legal or even moral ?
- Thread starter Westdene Seagull
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Does the interview involve an over night stay? If so, walk into the care home reception, put 3 nails on the counter and say "Can you put me up for the night?"
cheshunt seagull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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You could always have something like 'experience of working in a faith-based organisation' as desirable. It's quite reasonable to want evidence that someone will be sensitive to the type of organisation in which they will be working. I think it's less reasonable to exclude anyone that doesn't believe in talking snakes.
Super Steve Earle
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Saw that pencilled on the wall under the stairs in my first house. Followed by 'and Wardie knocks in the rebound!'.And when they ask you in the interview how would you retrieve documents that had been corrupted by a virus you tell them : ’Jesus Saves’
Watch for the trick question …
“Are you prepared to work the occasional Sunday?”.
“Are you prepared to work the occasional Sunday?”.
Brilliant!
Sussexscots
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Just say that you have a Swedish car that you always wash on Sunday because it's the Saabbath.
sorry.
You’re on fire today son
- Jul 10, 2003
- 27,346
Well I never knew and wouldn't have guessed in a million years.
That’s ok Granddad
Well I never knew and wouldn't have guessed in a million years.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
- 71,878
What's the worst that can happen? They tell you to go to hell?
It's a crappy world out there, but thank heavens for NSC 
el punal
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This is sort of relevant to religious establishments - well, very tenuous to say the least. When I was a teenager (13/14 years old) I had an after school job of delivering meat (no tittering) for a local butcher to his customers. This meant riding near and far on my trusty butcher’s bike. One of the establishments on the round was a convent school. The timing of my delivery coincided with the girls playing netball. Needless to say I would hang around and watch this sporting activity with avid interest - not quite Aqualung mode, if you know your Jethro Tull, but the girls did wear maroon knickers! This reverie was short lived as a couple of the nuns scolded me for my improper behaviour but welcomed my package of meat.
TWOCHOICEStom
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Maybe they want someone to turn their water into wifi?
If you get the job @Westdene Seagull it will be a true testament to your IT skills
