[Sussex] Katie Price Arrested Again for Alleged Drink Driving

Publius Ovidius · Jul 30, 2024

I feel more sorry for the poor sods of Sussex driving on the roads with another pissed or drugged up wanker driving in the other direction

A mex eyecan · Jul 30, 2024

Tim Over Whelmed said:
Poor woman?

Driving under the influence of drugs and all the other crimes, she's built a career based on a inflated personality and started to believe her own publicity, don't think we'd feel the same if she'd run over someone or killed someone with her selfish actions, cannot abide the woman

i didn’t think inflated tits were known as inflated personalities

carlzeiss · Jul 30, 2024

From the reports I have read she couldn't attend the hearing due to having to fly to Turkey to have her boobies pumped up urgently , could be bollocks though

GT49er · Jul 30, 2024

carlzeiss said:
From the reports I have read she couldn't attend the hearing due to having to fly to Turkey to have her boobies pumped up urgently , could be bollocks though

I'm sure she could tell which was which, and which needed pumping up, even if she is as stupid and pissed up as NSC likes to shout about.

Seagull on the Hill · Jul 30, 2024

carlzeiss said:
.......... , could be bollocks though

Should we refer to Katie Price as "they" now?

PILTDOWN MAN · Jul 30, 2024

Giraffe said:
Poor woman clearly needs help. Badly advised. Just wish celebrities like this weren't surrounded by the wrong people. I've no doubt it's partially their fault but the track record of celebrities going off the wall is very high. Makes you wonder about the world and people they mix with.

Problem is people make excuses for this odious individual. Sympathy is not on my agenda. It's not partially her fault it's 100%.

amexer · Jul 30, 2024

What really amazed me is this week was her book is top of Sunday Times book sales this week. Until I saw this coulnt think anybody would want to read this

Herr Tubthumper · Jul 30, 2024

Giraffe said:
Poor woman clearly needs help. Badly advised. Just wish celebrities like this weren't surrounded by the wrong people. I've no doubt it's partially their fault but the track record of celebrities going off the wall is very high. Makes you wonder about the world and people they mix with.

I’m sure there’s just as many regular people “ going off the wall” ; it just doesn’t make the news. Drink and drug driving and bankruptcy and missed court appearances happen all the time.

Hugo Rune · Jul 30, 2024

Seagull on the Hill said:
Should we refer to Katie Price as "they" now?

If she (they) has had a pair surgically attached, it won’t be long before she (they) has supersized them……..

happypig · Jul 30, 2024

carlzeiss said:
From the reports I have read she couldn't attend the hearing due to having to fly to Turkey to have her boobies pumped up urgently , could be bollocks though

Oh please.....

As excuses go, that's up there with a case where the defendant's solicitor said "I am advised" (whenever a solicitor/barrister says "I am advised" what they actually mean is "You know, they know and I know it's bollocks but that's what they're claiming") "that my client suffers from agoraphobia and that's the reason she hasn't appeared again today"
"So where, precisely, is she ?"
"Lanzarote, your worships"

B-right-on · Jul 31, 2024

Left Footer said:
She was on R2 the other day with Scott Mills, i kid you not she is training to become a life coach.

Yes. She's called herself:
www.HowToFuckUpYourLifeCoaching.co.uk

Tim Over Whelmed · Jul 31, 2024

carlzeiss said:
From the reports I have read she couldn't attend the hearing due to having to fly to Turkey to have her boobies pumped up urgently , could be bollocks though

I don’t think she has bollocks

Paulie Gualtieri · Jul 31, 2024

carlzeiss said:
From the reports I have read she couldn't attend the hearing due to having to fly to Turkey to have her boobies pumped up urgently , could be bollocks though

She having them done at the same time?

studio150 · Jul 31, 2024

amexer said:
What really amazed me is this week was her book is top of Sunday Times book sales this week. Until I saw this coulnt think anybody would want to read this

Her next book is almost ready, just need the final chapter or two - My time in prison. Which she will also take on tour to as many daytime shows as possible, to win the hearts of the nation.

jcdenton08 · Jul 31, 2024

Just looking here at her conviction history, she has been treated extremely leniently by the courts she has faced.

Eric the meek · Jul 31, 2024

studio150 said:
Her next book is almost ready, just need the final chapter or two - My time in prison. Which she will also take on tour to as many daytime shows as possible, to win the hearts of the nation.

Next books:

Life coaching for ex-glamour models in prison.
How to run your #onlyfans account from your prison cell.
Perform your own plastic surgery in awkward situations.

el punal · Jul 31, 2024

carlzeiss said:
From the reports I have read she couldn't attend the hearing due to having to fly to Turkey to have her boobies pumped up urgently , could be bollocks though

Katie Price has bollocks as well? :ohmy:

el punal · Jul 31, 2024

Sorry, other posters have already mentioned her bollocks. I really must keep my eye on the ball - or maybe two. :thumbsup:

Seagull on the Hill · Jul 31, 2024

Tim Over Whelmed said:
I don’t think she has bollocks

Perhaps Shane Duffy could confirm this?

Bald Head · Jul 31, 2024

Seagull on the Hill said:
Perhaps Shane Duffy could confirm this?

He didn't did he, God i bet the friction made her plastic fanny melt.

Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊

[Sussex] Katie Price Arrested Again for Alleged Drink Driving

Well-known member

Well-known member

Well-known member

Well-known member

Well-known member

Well-known member

Well-known member

Well-known member

Well-known member

Staring at the rude boys

Living the dream

Well-known member

Bada Bing

Well-known member

Offended Liver Sausage

Fiveways Wilf

Well-known member

Well-known member

Well-known member

Well-known member

Share this page